Alcohol is such a funny funny thing! It has the ability to make you laugh or be laughed at..the line separating them consisting of something as small as a pinch of salt, lime wedge and 30ml of Tequila.
So here's my tried and tested guide to keep one on the more socially acceptable side. A List of Do's and Don'ts.. What mixes and what doesn't..
What Works:
Alcohol works best with:
So here's my tried and tested guide to keep one on the more socially acceptable side. A List of Do's and Don'ts.. What mixes and what doesn't..
What Works:
- Good Music
- Good Company
- At a house party/club/pub
- On a train/bus/car(unless you're the one at the wheel)
- Before a concert
- At a concert
- After a concert
- While catchin' up with Long lost friends
- To get the creativity flowing before song writing, painting, etc
- Cakes (especially Rum)
- When your stuck indoors cos of rain
- Celebrations
- On Movie Nights
- On Ladies' Nights
- Karaoke Nights
- Boring Lectures
Mixing Alcohol with the following is Never a good idea:
- Church, temple and other places of worship
- Phones (especially when you still have your ex's phone numbers)
- Dance floors..unless you think that flailing around like your hair is on fire is awesome
- Empty stomachs (learnt that the hard way!)
- Open spaces without any Lean-able surfaces like walls, pillars, tall speakers. Exceptions can be made if you are in the company of Tall strong people
- While conversing with bouncers
- Reciting Traffic rules to a cop
- Alcohol groups are racists! Vodka, Whiskey, Rum, Gin, Beer, Brandy, and almost every type of spirit NEVER settles well when it meets other spirit types in your stomach at the end of a night.
- Classics like "I'm too sexy","Its raining Men","Lady Marmalade","Because i got high" and so on
- Friends who arent as wasted as you are
- Cameras of any sort
- On a blind date
- High Heels and Slippery Floors..OUCH!
- Moments you think you are SuperMan or WonderWoman
- Box of Matches. Worse when that is coupled with Insecticide Sprays
- A big wallet
- A small skirt
- While trying to find directions
- While trying to convince people you "really reallly reallllyyyyy aren't duck..dunk..DRRRrrunkkk"
- While updating your Blog....Oh F**k..!!
